87 Ways to Block Patient Flow Improvements

Blond Boy CryingChange stretches us.

Even good change – getting married, having a baby, retiring – is tough.

In our department, we’ve had a ton of change to improve patient flow, and we’ve heard a ton of complaints.

Here’s a few:

  1. You’re moving too fast.
  2. You’re moving too slow.
  3. What’s taking you so long to get moving?
  4. I wasn’t at the meeting.
  5. I wasn’t invited to the meeting.
  6. You had the meeting without me!
  7. You have too many meetings.
  8. I’m tired of going to so many meetings.
  9. No one asked for my opinion.
  10. You already asked for my opinion.
  11. You should talk with those of us who do the real work.
  12. You shouldn’t listen to whiners from the front line.
  13. You should consult outside experts.
  14. We don’t need experts telling us how to do our job.
  15. You’re too idealistic.
  16. You’ve lost your ideals.
  17. You can’t see the big issues.
  18. You can’t see the details.
  19. Why improve what’s  already better than most?
  20. This place has gone to hell.
  21. But look what we stand to lose!
  22. You have too many details unanswered.
  23. Your proposal is too detailed.
  24. It’s too complicated.
  25. It’s too simple.
  26. It will never work here.
  27. It’s never worked anywhere else.
  28. It takes too much time.
  29. I have nothing to do now.
  30. I’m underutilized.
  31. It takes too much energy.
  32. What are you not telling us?
  33. Your emails are too long; you tell us too much.
  34. You don’t expect us to believe that’s why you’re doing this, do you?
  35. Your data is biased/skewed.
  36. You collect the wrong data.
  37. Your data is anecdotal.
  38. Let me tell you a story I heard…
  39. You should work more clinically; you spend all your time in the office.
  40. You work too much clinically; you should spend more time in the office.
  41. This seems to be all about special treatment for XX providers.
  42. What’s wrong with special treatment for YY providers?
  43. Why should we treat patients as family?
  44. Just because I get special treatment for my family doesn’t mean other patients should get it too.
  45. We might miss one sick patient.
  46. These patients aren’t sick; they should wait.
  47. These patients could all be seen in a walk-in clinic.
  48. These patients need a nurse, a full set of vitals, an ECG, and an acute bed STAT.
  49. One bad outcome is enough to stay the way we were.
  50. It costs too much.
  51. This would work if we spent more.
  52. You are asking us to do someone else’s work.
  53. Someone else is stealing my work; I’m going to submit a union grievance.
  54. There’s no infection control.
  55. We don’t need to see infectious patients so quickly; they can wait.
  56. It’s too stuffy.
  57. It’s too breezy.
  58. There’s too much paperwork.
  59. There’s no paper for notes.
  60. There’s no privacy.
  61. I need more people around to feel safe.
  62. There are too many people.
  63. We need more nurses/doctors/patients/support in the same space.
  64. I feel disconnected from other staff.
  65. I don’t like working shoulder to shoulder with other staff.
  66. It feels like you aren’t supporting the team.
  67. It seems like you only support the X team.
  68. You’re dividing the X team.
  69. I’ve done this for decades.  I don’t need to change a thing.
  70. Those new guys are out of date.
  71. It’s the wrong focus.
  72. You just want to be famous.
  73. Why don’t you spend time on what really matters?
  74. You are out of touch.
  75. You sound like a corporate pawn.
  76. All you care about is X metric.
  77. You just want to undermine Y group of workers.
  78. This sounds like what failed last time.
  79. Are you saying we aren’t working hard enough?
  80. You don’t know what you’re talking about.
  81. If you just changed X, you wouldn’t  need to do this.
  82. You know, this will never work.
  83. We need to give more power to the people actually doing the work.
  84. This is embarrassing.
  85. I used to be proud of working here.
  86. I wouldn’t send my family here; I’d send them to the terrible hospital down the road.
  87. Why can’t you admit this is a stupid idea?

Kotter discussed many of these in  “Buy In”.  He suggests that there are 4 main attacks:

  1. Fear Mongering
  2. Death by Delay
  3. Confusion
  4. Ridicule/Character Assassination

Kotter proposes the following response:

  1. Invite attacks
  2. Respond with clear, simple common sense
  3. Respect always; never fight
  4. Focus on the audience
  5. Prepare for attacks

Change cannot be blocked.  Leadership is change.  Time changes things even if leadership will not.  Patients have benefited from disruptive innovations in our ED, and our whole team proudly wears the scars we earned through it.

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Patients Should Complain More – Here’s Why And How To Do It Well

Frustrated Businesswoman on the PhonePatients need to complain more.  Seriously.  But, they should learn how.

Someone shared this last week:

I was lying in urine in the ICU.

My nurse said, “How could you do this?”

I couldn’t help it; I felt so bad.

She was so upset.

I wanted to find out her name, but I’m over it.

She didn’t know.

What will happen to her next patient who wets himself?

Doctors, nurses, clerks, security guards, students…everyone in healthcare provides less-than-excellent care some of the time.  Your complaint can change the system, but you must do it right.

Many confuse complaining with venting like the photo above.

Venting changes:

1. How you feel.

Ha! I sure told him!  You shoulda seen his face…

2. The opinion your listener has of you.

Oh my, she really has issues!

He’s got a point, but he needs to get over it.

Vent a little to those who love you unconditionally.  Put most of your energy into crafting a great complaint.

Here’s how:

Be specific – focus on one issue with objective, gritty detail.

Be polite – rudeness discredits you.   Your main audience is other providers who will subconsciously be questioning themselves, “Would I have treated this person the same way?”

Be dispassionate – be calm; no emotion; not in the heat of the moment.

Be honest and humble – admit your part in the issue, if any.

Offer solutions – know what you want to see changed and how it might be done.

Address your complaint to someone who can make a difference – do NOT vent to a provider in the moment.  It won’t accomplish what you want and could make things worse.

Don’t retaliate – great complaints display genuine desire to improve things.  Complaints that start with the CEO, Chief of Staff, Member of Parliament, or regulatory college won’t get the change you are after.

Bonus points:

Apply your case to others.  Think beyond yourself.

Address system issues.

Huge hospitals completely change policy for one well written complaint.  Learn how to complain well, and you will see the change you hoped for.

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